By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Not all heroes wear capes. As it turns out, some of them wear ranger hats. Last week, Lord Voldemort Trump was sworn in as President. (For those who missed it: Trump gave a nationalistic speech, Melania looked like a war prisoner, and Kellyanne Conway […]
Author: Joanna McClanahan
A Synopsis of the Sh*tshow That Was Trump’s First Week
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama My family had the stomach flu this week, and the worst part was being stuck at home with plenty of time to stay informed regarding Trump’s first week in office: Day 1 Trump was sworn in as President and gave a bizarre, nationalistic speech […]
18 Tweets About Being Married with Kids That Will Crack You Up
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby and the endless tweet material. Being married with kids means you probably don’t know what day it is, but you’re sure you’re the only person who ever bothers to refill the filtered water. It means “getting […]
Southwest Flight Turns on Pink Lights in Support of Women’s March
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama A Southwest flight bound for Washington, D.C. Thursday turned on its pink cabin lights in an apparent show of support for passengers headed to the Women’s March this weekend. Two passengers shared photos of the flight on their social media accounts: Southwest turns on […]
Apparently Boner Brooches Are a Trend Now, Too
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Last week I wrote a piece on necklaces designed to look like vaginas. The popularity of those poon pendants may have forced an Etsy shop to temporarily shut down, but it appears as though the peen pin trend is also on the…well…rise. Vivienne Westwood’s autumn/fall […]
18 Tweets About Trump That’ll Make You Laugh Till You Cry (Then Cry Some More)
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama It’s been a somber start to the new year, having been reminded, daily, that we will soon have to say goodbye to Obama and have a narcissistic man-baby sworn in as President. People will start saying the words “President” and “Trump” together; some may […]
“They’re Not 3 Yet” and Other Reasons to Love the Terrible Twos
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama You know that one friend who gets too drunk all the time? As the night goes on they get louder and louder. They stammer, stumble, and will pick a fight with anyone. They cry over anything and occasionally pee themselves. This is exactly what […]
Vagina Necklaces Are Here and They Are Inexplicably Popular
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama If you’re anything like me, a vagina necklace would be the gift you never knew you never wanted. Then you may also be surprised to hear that a lot of people are buying them. In fact, these vagina pendants are so popular, their creator […]