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18 Tweets About Being Married with Kids That Will Crack You Up

By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby and the endless tweet material. Being married with kids means you probably don’t know what day it is, but you’re sure you’re the only person who ever bothers to refill the filtered water.

It means “getting lucky” is more likely to refer to sleeping through the night than having sex. It means arguing about what you’re going to eat and what you’ll watch on TV until one of you dies.

Luckily, there are a lot of funny people on Twitter who also understand the struggle of being married with kids:



So there you have it: the funniest tweets on being married with kids. Although it’s possible they’re not that funny and I’m just chronically exhausted. HAHAHA ROFL LMAO DYING, literally.

Please, I just need some sleep.