By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama
It’s been a somber start to the new year, having been reminded, daily, that we will soon have to say goodbye to Obama and have a narcissistic man-baby sworn in as President. People will start saying the words “President” and “Trump” together; some may even manage to do so without gagging.
But as we enter into these times of uncertainty and ask ourselves, “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? IS THIS REAL LIFE?” we find ourselves united by one thing: hilarious tweets at his expense.
HISTORY OF US PRESIDENTS:
— Ben Rosen (@Rosen) November 9, 2016
 “Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?”
Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out
— Pete Lynch (@PJTLynch) January 22, 2016
People are asking all the right questions. pic.twitter.com/1FLayJklW9
— kel (@ohheyohhihello) November 10, 2016
TRUMP: So where is the Nuclear button or whatever?
OBAMA: (hands him a Staples big red EASY button) uh…there you go buddy.
— beth can’t with this (@bourgeoisalien) November 14, 2016
how did Trump win the election?
how did Trump win a 2nd election?!
we really need microchips in our arms?
where is this train taking us?
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) November 16, 2016
Now I’m just wondering which guy from duck dynasty they are gonna elect in 2020.
— OutnumberedMother (@OutNumbMother) November 9, 2016
I left drunken messages on my ex’s answering machine in college more presidential than Trump’s latest string of tweets.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) January 8, 2017
— Pails and Fires (@pailsandfires) January 11, 2017
TRUMP: Russia did not hack us
TRUMP: Russia may have hacked us
TRUMP: Россия определенно взломан нас
— Todd ‘Papi’ Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) January 11, 2017
There is a delicious irony when Twitter, The Orange One’s favorite social media platform, erupts into jokes about him.
And we would be remiss not to include tweets about recent (unverified) British intelligence leaks, published by Buzzfeed earlier this week, which indicate Trump could be blackmailed by Russian surveillance of him watching prostitutes urinate on a bed.
This information resulted in #goldenshowers trending on Twitter, a scandal I can only assume will one day be referred to as Watersportsgate:
Reagan: Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall.
Trump: Mr Putin, please don’t release video of me banging hookers.
— The Glad Stork (@TheGladStork) January 11, 2017
— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) January 11, 2017
Donald Trump — the Obama Birther who linked Ted Cruz’s dad to the JFK assassination — is deeply upset about dubious allegations.
— Jon Henke (@JonHenke) January 11, 2017
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 11, 2017
Dear Trump fans:
Turns out that hot mug of liberal tears you were sipping was something else entirely.
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 11, 2017
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 11, 2017
Hillary must be ecstatic that “Trumped-up Trickle Down” is finally catching on months later #GoldenShowers
— Matt DeMotts (@MattDeMotts) January 11, 2017
— Travon Free (@Travon) January 11, 2017
NIXON: No way can you pull off a more scandal-ridden presidency than I did.
TRUMP: Hold my beer.
NIXON: Wait this isn’t beer
— Ash (@oneLOUDERash) January 11, 2017
God help us.