By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Living with toddlers essentially means living under the rule of pint-sized dictators. They’re constantly screaming orders and have larger-than-life tantrums when their demands aren’t met. These tiny humans have terrible hand-eye coordination, never sleep, and live on a strict diet of toast and fruit […]
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A ‘Mean Girls’ Musical Is Coming This Fall So Everything Is Going to Be Fine
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by 2016. It was definitely the Regina George of years. It was a life ruiner. Last year ruined people’s lives. Well, luckily, 2017 is off to a pretty good start now that the ‘Mean Girls’ […]
18 Tweets from Parents on the Fresh Hell That Is Winter Break
The holidays are the most wonderful time of the year. At least they are until that second week of winter break, when you reach your breaking point of shrieking, arguing children in your immediate vicinity. Having kids at home for the summer is one thing, when you can throw them […]
18 Tweets That Perfectly Describe the Dumpster Fire That Was 2016
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama In a year that took so many people we loved, only to give us a narcissistic orangutan of a president-elect in return, it’s safe to say most of us are happy to see it come to an end. It’s been so bad, I think […]
There’s a Pill to Make Farts Smell Like Chocolate (Because of Course There Is)
In case you needed proof that people buy stupid things, or that the French are weird AF, there’s a pill people can take to make farts smell like chocolate. ‘Le Pilule Pet’ or, translated, ‘The Fart Pill’ (I think we can all agree the French sounds better in this instance), […]
Trump Tweets China Move as ‘Unpresidented’ Instead of ‘Unprecedented,’ Twitter Claps Back
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama President-elect Donald Trump just proved, once again, that his Twitter account should be wrestled away from his smaller-than-average hands. Saturday morning Trump took to Twitter to accuse China of an “unpresidented act” [sic] regarding China’s seizure of an unmanned US Navy drone in international waters […]
Nat Geo to Feature Its First Transgender Cover Girl
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama National Geographic is set to make history with its January 2017 issue, which will feature a transgender person on its cover — a first for the magazine. The subscriber’s edition of the magazine’s “Gender Revolution” issue will feature a picture of 9-year-old Avery Jackson, who […]
18 Hilarious Tweets That Will Help You Survive the Holidays
The holidays offer plenty of reasons to be stressed out: the cooking, gift exchanges, never-ending lists of obligations, and hosting your semi-racist extended family (on your spouse’s side, of course.) It’s supposed to be a time of love and joy, but those all too often spiral into yuletide guilt […]