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20 of the Funniest Tweets from Parents in October

October is a fun month, full of fallen leaves, pumpkin spice, and trips to the ol’ pumpkin patch. October is for apple picking, costume hunting, and filling your home with earth-toned seasonal shit to amaze and impress your guests. October is also officially spooky season, which means Halloween fun and handfuls of delicious, tiny treats.

With all of these things going on, it’s no wonder that hilarity is around every corner. There is no shortage of opportunities for kids to say and do the most random shit to make those memories you’re making even MORE memorable.

But let’s face it, kids are pretty funny every month. Despite how incredibly frustrating they can be, kids are definitely a nonstop source of funny due to their typical kid antics.

The following list is made up of some of the funniest tweets from the parents of Twitter for October 2019!

20 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents in October

Here’s to October – the month where we transition from sun to sweaters, from frappucinos to lattes, and our kids get a taste of mooched candy and transition from “adorable child in a witch costume” to “actual monster who doesn’t have a hopes chance in Hell of going to bed without a fight.”

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1. This all makes sense, ok?

2. You know what? Fuck sandwiches.

3. So spooky you’ll want to run away and never come back!

4. Who’s the big dog now?


6. On Halloween, the veil between truth and lies thins.

7. #grateful #thankful #mycuprunnethover

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8. You mean “the cool mom,” right?

9. I need a 10 pack of ALL of these

10. Let’s all say a prayer for poor Mary

11. A momentous occasion!

12. If they don’t then who will?

13. Feels Ah-maze-ing!

14. Why would you think there is something up?

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15. Everyday moods.

16. Just grab a round one, and let’s peace outta here.

17. “Culture”!

18. What can we say, it’s a special occasion.

19. Shhh… don’t tell Instagram.

20. The code has been CRACKED.

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Make sure to make some memories with your friends by giving this a share!

After all, everyone could use a laugh after Halloween while they’re wrangling their kids off the ceiling all hopped up on Jolly Ranchers and mini Twix bars.