Well, well, well… if it isn’t the fall equinox, bringing all sorts of fluttery leaves and tree-fruit pies into our horizons for the foreseeable future, until winter comes to cover us in snow, family drama, and elves on shelves.
What’s that? You don’t like fall? Well, sorry boo, I’m too busy rearranging my wicker basket of decorative gourds to hear that kind of negativity. Let me pour you a hot chai latte to take with you as you get the hell outta my sphere with that kind of bullshit!
Fall is the time that the days start getting shorter, and we all trade in our sandals and mom shorts for leggings and sweaters. Fall is all about cooler weather, crunching in the leaves, looking out windows introspectively while holding hot and spicy beverages, and of course, Halloween.
Fall is a real crowd pleaser, and I can’t say I disagree. There’s something about getting to wear big baggy sweaters and cozying up on the couch with a good serial killer documentary that just can’t be beat. Spooky season is here and I, for one, am ready to gorge myself at her mysteriously apple-spiced teat.
So if you love fall, then rejoice! Autumn is upon us and it’s time to get lit. If by lit, we mean gorging ourselves on pastries and wearing earth tones and scarves.
12 Memes About Just How Much We Fuggin Love Fall!
1. All about that fall aesthetic, fam!
2. And the fashion is really something
3. The thing about fall is that it can’t come too early
4. It’s more than a season, it’s a lifestyle
5. At the first sign of fall, all the other seasons are dead to me
6. Seriously, the end of summer is just “autumn junior”
7. I just can’t wait to get out of my summer schlubby clothes into my fall schlubby clothes
8. Can you be sexually attracted to seasons? I don’t see why not…
9. Excitement doesn’t even begin to cover it
10. Byeee summer! Don’t let the door paddle your ass on the way out!
11. If you aren’t here for fall, why are you even here at all?
12. Fall is full of the best shit. Come fight me.
So sit down, grab yourself a hot drink and a flannel blanket, and buckle up for the harvest season!
You don’t gotta be basic to have a major boner for fall.