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15 Of The Funniest Tweets From Parents In November

November is for frosty mornings, hot cups of caffeinated whatever, and gearing up for some holiday craziness. For Americans, November is the lead-in to Thanksgiving, the holiday where you gather with your family and eat until you feel sick.

November is for holiday shopping and cancelling Santa. It’s for rage cleaning and sneakily eating all those cookies you just baked. It’s for arguing about where cranberry sauce should come from and for bickering about how to prep the turkey.

The thing about these crazy months is that your kids have exactly zero fucks to give about all that stress and shit you need to get done. As little energy vampires, they can sense the chaos and bring their own fuckery to match it, instead of holding back a little so that their parents won’t lose their minds.

At least we’re getting to the closing of the year. 2019 was a doozy!

Here’s what the funny parents of Twitter had to say about November, Thanksgiving, and everything in between!

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1. A feast of thanks, for the Tiny Prince and Princess

2. Everyone’s new favorite side dish is a big bowl of phone chargers

3. Not a single baby book prepared me for this shit

4. Time for a November candy-smackdown

5. I’ve said it once, I’ll say it forever – time changes unfairly persecute parents

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6. Family life would be a lot more enjoyable if it weren’t so flippin’ LOUD

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7. BE SPECIFIC!

8. This is brilliant self-care

9. Way to get demoted, Gary

10. WHAT IF YOU DROP IT!?!

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11. Still searching for #mytribe

12. Jeez, you can’t bring this guy anywhere

13. Wow, unsolicited advice much?

14. Sorry, sweetie, but no best friend of mine would be so reckless with improper grammar

15. Also it should be noted that all sales are FINAL

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So let’s all say farewell to November and buckle up for December!

Make sure to share these tweets with your friends so they can have a laugh to wash down the upcoming week-long stint of leftover turkey sammiches!