2019 has been a hell of a ride.
We’ve got wellness trends that will make you chant “WTF” over your morning kombucha, and bitches stuffing their vaginas like a flipping Thanksgiving turkey. We have fuckable feet and Christmas c*ntcakes, and half the shit on the news is indistinguishable from satire.
Well, it looks like we are ending the year off with a bang with this hilarious “are they serious or are these jokes” wellness trend of sunshining your butthole.
That’s right, there are accounts of people trying to up their energy and invigorate their vibes by presenting their bootyholes to the sun to be filled with sweet, sweet, sunshiney energy.
It looks about as you would expect: naked rears and fannies/packages splayed out towards our solar overlord, just begging to soak up that (vitamin) D.
While there have been memes floating around with this high-vibe fuckery for a while, it seems to have resurfaced in a less-obviously-satirical way with the posts of someone called Metaphysical Meagan on Instagram. According to her bio, she is an “Ascension Wayshower” and “healer,” and she made a few posts about the “healing benefits” of butt-chugging some sunshine.
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🌞Perineum Sunning🌞 For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoni🌺 into my daily rising routine. • ☀️Many of you have been asking about the benefits of this practice: ⚡️30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!⚡️ Taught by @ra_of_earth & @certifiedhealthnut (This is an ancient Taoist practice that’s been around for a while!) Things I’ve noticed personally In my reality since I’ve implemented this: 🌞Surges of energy almost immediately! 🌞Better Sleep 🌞Better connection to my Sexual energy & control of my Life Force⚡️ 🌞So much Creativity flowing through my life!!🧡 🌞Attracting my desires & intentions with ease. 🌞Attracting soul tribe & people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me. • ☀️I’m spending a maximum of 5 minutes in the morning doing this. @ra_of_earth teaches that 30 seconds is more than enough sunshine exposure down there! ☕️This is truly more energizing than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee & caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health.☕️ 🌞This is such a simple game changing practice!! ⚡️Try it out & let me know your experience⚡️ ☀️You can do this any time the sun is out… I prefer early in the morning!☀️ #NakedInNature
There’s a lot to unpack here.
She claimed that “perineum sunning” is not only healthy, but an ancient practice. She also claimed it’s better than coffee (how dare she).
She has since gone viral for this, so it’s hard to tell if she’s serious. Either way, it may be important to note that while sunshine is amazing for you and has multiple health benefits, its route of entry into the body doesn’t need to be through the back door.
But you do you, sis!