Several years ago, when the Elf on the Shelf first became popular, I remember thinking to myself that I wished my kids were still young enough to introduce this seemingly fun new Christmas tradition. In the beginning, I loved seeing how my friends would come up with new and interesting […]
Tag: parenting humor
When Baby is Sick, The WHOLE Family Pays
When your baby vomits for the first time, it’s scary. He’s obviously upset because this has never happened to him before. He’s in pain from the stomach cramps. Food is clearly going in the wrong direction. And there’s no end in sight. As parents, you are upset because there’s really […]
Mommy Will Grow a Penis and 7 Other Life Lessons
Of all the teachers I’ve had, my four year-old son is by far my favorite. The kid’s a natural, and my hunch is that your children are naturals too. Children’s innate ability to educate their parents is uncanny and undoubtedly hilarious. Citing some great quotes from the master himself, here’s […]
8 Crazy Things I Can’t Stand About My Family
I am absolutely sure every one of us, including the people I am about to put on blast, has a pet peeve regarding the bodies they have to share space with. Frankly, I couldn’t care less what they might gripe about because, hey, I’m writing this. They probably won’t ever […]
How to Dress an Infant
Got a baby? Need help clothing him or her? No worries! I’m your gal. I present you with how to dress an infant in 3 steps:
Deep Thoughts
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I’ve been having some rather deep thoughts lately. Thoughts like: 1. Why do all lady politicians have the same haircut? Was it in some political science textbook they studied? And all lady politicians shall have this square shaped, mullet-like haircut. See Fig. 1: Do you think […]
Parents Confess Their Deepest, Darkest Secrets
Many parents are happy to share their success stories with others — stories about how they weaned their baby off the bottle or how they manage to prepare a healthy meal each night. What they aren’t so happy to share, however, are the humorous and sometimes shocking parenting choices they […]
Let’s Play Parenting BINGO!
If you’re a parent or about to be one, you likely know all too well that it’s a jungle out there. Parents are offered advice about and judged for everything from whether they choose to breastfeed or formula feed to whether they choose to stay home with their children or […]