“No, I don’t want to role play Spiderman rescues Princess Leia for the fourth night in a row.”
Tag: parenting humor
20 Hilarious Tweets About the Madness Of Children’s Parties
Parties are supposed to be fun; however, a children’s party is a special kind of vortex where fun goes to die.
4 YO Breaks World Record for Asking Most Questions During a Movie
“We only had to listen to the recording once,” the head of the committee told us. “We couldn’t take another second of that shit.”
How to Spot and Survive Fanatical Sports Parents
Look for parents who are always hitting, shooting, throwing, and/or kicking balls. Playing with kids might be optional, but bragging is not.
23 Tweets About Vacation That Will Make You Wish You Just Stayed Home
Parents are the original eternal optimists, because we will be damned if we are putting our lives on hold until these kids learn to act right.
22 Hilarious Tweets About Going to the Doctor
I hope you like Good Housekeeping magazines from 1996. Because you’re going to be bored AF and that will be the only thing you have available to read.
20 Funny Tweets That Capture the Pleasure and Pain of Summertime
Summertime is a season with its own challenges. Luckily, most of these are as hilarious as they are frustrating!
Family Not Blind, Ignore Items On Stairs Anyway
Ms. Wilde is grappling with the fact that she is the only one in her home who cares if items are put back where they belong.