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15 Relatable Tweets About the Joys of School Picture Day
School picture day is my favorite day for writing out a check and not really knowing what I’m paying for. I mean, you can’t beat that moment of surprise when your 3rd grader brings home his packet a month later and you find out that the pictures were post-lunch and […]
Last Few Threads Desperately Trying to Keep Yoga Pants Intact
By MockMom Amidst rapidly deteriorating conditions, the remaining threads in a local mother’s pair of yoga pants are struggling to keep a hole on its inner thigh from ripping apart completely. [adsanity id=”35664″ align=”aligncenter”/] “It’s been months now,” said one of the longer, especially-stressed threads. “I’m really not sure […]
Hi, I’m the Weird Mom. The Mom With Social No-Thanks-Ism
Hey, hi there. I’m the mom in your neighborhood or in the PTA who doesn’t ever come over to talk to you because I have social no-thanks-ism. What’s social no-thanks-ism, you ask? So glad you’re wondering. It’s a combination of generalized anxiety and introversion and full-time-working-motherhood, and it’s the reason […]
15 Tweets About Pumpkin Spice Taking Over the World
Love it or hate it, it’s everywhere. It started with pie. Then moved to coffee. And candles. Now we have pumpkin spiced cough drops, air fresheners, and Doritos. For many (like myself), the signs and smells of pumpkin mean the days of dripping boob-sweat at my kids’ baseball games are […]
F**k, This Is Tourette’s
By Amy Sargeant of artshambles.com Someone’s kid is going to be the first one on the playground to yell a four letter word. That word spreads like wildfire and soon, every parent is asking, “Who did you learn that from?!” The answer is going to be: my kid. I’ve always […]
10 Things that Happen at Your First Mom and Baby Swim Class
By Samantha Labriola of Mother Haggard So, you’ve just signed up for Mom and Baby swim class. And you’re excited! You know it’s important to start the water education journey early, and that there are tons of benefits to baby swimming. Okay, and yeah, maybe you’re mostly just pumped about […]
6 Lies Parents Told 80s Kids
By Heather Jones of hmjoneswriter.com Listen closely. I’m going to let you in on a little secret. Kids don’t listen. If you have a child who happens to do everything they are supposed to do with no kickback—congrats, you’re raising some kind of magic unicorn leprechaun child. For the rest […]