For your amusement, I present 25 thoughts I have when I wake up — ehem, before I get out of bed — because, you know, life. 1. What time is it? 2. What day is it? 3. Why is it so early? 4. Should I move the kids’ bedtime a little […]
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The 10 Funniest Facebookers — Holiday Edition
The holiday chaos has almost come to a close, and aside from making resolutions they never intend to keep past New Year’s Day, most people are settling back into their familiar routines. But that doesn’t mean we can’t hang on to the magic of the season a bit longer. (And […]
My Face When My Kids Wrap Presents
It’s painful to watch, people. PAINFUL.
What Happens When Moms Try to Bathe
You’ve probably heard stay-home moms bemoan that their personal hygiene just isn’t what it used to be. It’s hard to remember when our last shower was or if we even brushed our teeth. Time and space to ourselves is as rare as it is fleeting. I miss when baths were […]
Major Award (Or That Time I Was Not Allowed to Wear Thong Underwear)
By Jennifer Crumly of Psh, Totally. When I was 16 years old, I won a national award for my choreography and dancing abilities. As a kid I was a dancer, and a helluva good one. My dance team coach suggested I choreograph a dance and perform it for the Disney […]
Fear and Loathing on the Holidays: A Christmas Story
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Richard Black of The Unfit Father I used to enjoy Christmas, and my warm feelings about the holiday lasted all the way up until I was a wizened old soul of about six. 1980 was not a good year for Christmas in the Black household. […]
A Snarky Mom’s Guide To Children’s Toys & The Christmas Season
My kids play with their “toys” for about 2% of the day — just enough time to pull them all out and make a mess. They spend the rest of their day following me around, saying things like: “Mama, whatcha doing?” “Mama, where is Daddy?” “Mama, what is that noise?” […]
Dear Mama: You Are Enough
Dear mama, You are enough. It doesn’t matter if you’ve been a mom for two hours, two days, two years or two decades. You are enough. It doesn’t matter if you stay home with the kids all day, work out of the house or work from home. You are enough. […]