It’s my birthday. I’m 30. Shit. I know what you’re thinking. These days, 30 is not a big deal. 30 is young. Plenty of 30-somethings still don’t have kids (though I don’t seem to be friends with many of them). Plenty of 30-somethings still go out and party (though not […]
Humor
Brown Bags and Baby Batter
Originally Published by Harmony Hobbs on Modern Mommy Madness You haven’t lived until you’ve hauled three small children to the Urologist’s office to drop off a brown paper bag containing your husband’s semen. I’m just saying. Now, you’re probably wondering why I was the one dropping off the sample, instead […]
Love in a Time of E. Coli
Originally Published by Jessica Rapisarda on Welcome to the Bundle When you’re standing at the altar, repeating, “For richer, for poorer. In sickness and in health,” you’re probably thinking some combination of, “Spanx make me sweaty,” “My nipple might be showing,” “I want booze,” and “I should be paying attention.” […]
8 Crazy Things I Can’t Stand About My Family
I am absolutely sure every one of us, including the people I am about to put on blast, has a pet peeve regarding the bodies they have to share space with. Frankly, I couldn’t care less what they might gripe about because, hey, I’m writing this. They probably won’t ever […]
Ask Lola: Help! My Son Won’t Stop Touching Himself
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] It’s time for the second installment of Ask Lola! I was so happy about the success of the first that I was afraid I might never be able to dispense such glorious wisdom again, but then I remembered that I am practically overflowing with sage advice […]
Shakespeare and Porn Stars
By Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness I am a woman, a writer, and a giver of blow jobs. Not to anyone but my husband, by the way. So don’t get any crazy ideas. Recently, after working hard on an essay and only a few hours later working hard on […]
Shakespeare and Porn Stars
By Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness I am a woman, a writer, and a giver of blow jobs. Not to anyone but my husband, by the way. So don’t get any crazy ideas. Recently, after working hard on an essay and only a few hours later working hard on […]
13 New Classroom Rules
Originally Published on Little Miss Perfect 1. Enter the room and socialize at your leisure. The daily “warm-up” is just a suggestion that is not in any way intended to promote the acquisition of grammar skills over necessary social interactions. 2. Every time you enter the room, please be sure […]