Author: Harmony Hobbs

Health, Humor, Life

Brown Bags and Baby Batter

Originally Published by Harmony Hobbs on Modern Mommy Madness You haven’t lived until you’ve hauled three small children to the Urologist’s office to drop off a brown paper bag containing your husband’s semen. I’m just saying. Now, you’re probably wondering why I was the one dropping off the sample, instead […]

Humor, Life

Shakespeare and Porn Stars

By Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness I am a woman, a writer, and a giver of blow jobs. Not to anyone but my husband, by the way. So don’t get any crazy ideas. Recently, after working hard on an essay and only a few hours later working hard on […]

Humor, Life

Shakespeare and Porn Stars

By Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness I am a woman, a writer, and a giver of blow jobs. Not to anyone but my husband, by the way. So don’t get any crazy ideas. Recently, after working hard on an essay and only a few hours later working hard on […]