I am so sick of playing the game Who Pooped? So. Sick. Of. It. Not a day goes by that I’m not sniffing out some putrid stench, trying (often in vain) to locate its source. Usually it’s the baby. Usually. But it’s also sometimes the 4 year old who didn’t […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I think we can all agree that being a grown-up sucks way more than we thought it would when we were ten. If I wanted to, I could stay up until 11pm watching horrendously violent and sex-filled TV while eating M&Ms for dinner, and that’s really […]
Dear Vagina, Or should I call you something a bit more fun? Vajazzy, perhaps? Or how about Cunny? Beaver, Dick Mitten, Stench Trench, Bikini Bizkit? No? OK, then. We’ll stick with Vagina. I have so many things I’ve been meaning to tell you, Vagina. Things like how much I appreciate […]
My son is quite the kid. Most of the time he’s got a wonderfully engaging personality, a unique wit, and the sweetest “Mom you’re the best person ever!” smile. Most of the time. Having said that, I also have to add that he can be a real pain in the […]
Got a baby? Need help clothing him or her? No worries! I’m your gal. I present you with how to dress an infant in 3 steps:
Ever have those days where nothing — and I mean nothing — seems to go your way? How about days where you just want to vagina punch every person you encounter? Me too. There are so many things out there that can make us stabby. Here are just a few of them: […]
I’m so excited to kick off my new Ask Lola column because I am just brimming with sarcasm and assholery, and what better way to express it than to offer shitty advice to people with real problems? I received so many awesome problem submissions that it was impossible for […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I’ve been having some rather deep thoughts lately. Thoughts like: 1. Why do all lady politicians have the same haircut? Was it in some political science textbook they studied? And all lady politicians shall have this square shaped, mullet-like haircut. See Fig. 1: Do you think […]