[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Let me begin by saying thank you to Mrs. Sammich for letting me post on her blog. I feel the need to thank her not only because she is a brilliant mama blogger who is letting me stink up her space with my venting about my […]
Hey, teachers! Making New Year’s resolutions for your personal lives? How about making some for your professional lives with these 35 teacher resolutions to ring in the new year? As a teacher this year, I resolve: 1. To not roll my eyes during pointless inservices and staff meetings. 2. To […]
My mother-in-law bought our middle son a bath baby because he won’t stop manhandling his real baby brother. For those of you who have no idea what a bath baby is, it’s a baby that you can play with in the bath. Supposedly. She thought maybe our son could direct […]
Looking for the perfect gift for that white elephant party you’ve got coming up? Or maybe you’re just in the market for a little something that’ll elicit two GUFFAWS and a HOOT on Christmas morning. Whatever your pleasure, check out my top Amazon* gag gift choices plus one totally serious […]
…that are as plump as juicy peaches instead of as saggy as bags of rotten cottage cheese. Among other things. As our kids prepare their wishlists for Santa, I’m preparing a wishlist of my own, and it goes a little something like this. All I want for Christmas is: For […]
I hate Black Friday shopping. I’ve been exactly once, and I would rather have my lady bits scoured with a rusty Brillo pad than endure that shit again. For one, there are the people. Furthermore, there are the people. Finally, the fucking people. Too many people in one place willing […]
I am just three days shy of three weeks postpartum with my third child (apparently three is the magic number), and I made the mistake of looking at myself naked in the mirror this morning. Jesus. Fucking. Christ. I’m not sure there’s anything else I could say that would capture the […]
I am 2 weeks away from my scheduled c-section and 4 away from my technical due date, and I can’t even see myself remaining pregnant through tomorrow, let alone half a month. I’m so uncomfortable and in pain and over this pregnancy that I’m about to reach up in there […]