Having kids changes everything. Even some of the words and phrases that we used in our pre-baby days seem to have taken on entirely different meanings. Here are six phrases we used before kids, redefined by parenthood: 1. Blowout Before kids: Getting our hair did. Specifically, a salon treatment that […]
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Women Everywhere are Fed Up with Their Awesome Husbands
By T. Dawn Daum of W.T.F. words thoughts feelings Being in a relationship with a level headed, Windex-ing superhero isn’t easy. He’s the guy who rarely walks by you without a gentle touch to your shoulder or a feisty slap on the ass. The one who makes you coffee every morning. You […]
6 Parenting Apps That Should Totally Exist
By Vicki Lesage of VickiLesage.com When my kids were babies, I used all sorts of clever apps. A breastfeeding app for tracking each feed, providing me with useful information like, “No way! I’m feeding him 12 hours per day? THAT must be why I’m exhausted/frazzled/totally brain-dead.” Or the poop tracking app […]
7 Reasons to Get Turnt Up at Tar-Jay
By Sarah Hosseini of www.SarahHosseini.com We like our wine, and we like our Tar-Jay. (And our gender neutral toy aisles). Ya hurd me, muthas? I mean, tipsy at Target? Sounds like a day night out to me. Mothers everywhere rejoiced when news from the booze gods announced, “Target Set to […]
6 Ways Toddlers Ruin Your Life
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Eileen Turay of Liv and Leen I can’t always be positive, right? Every once in a while, I deserve to have a guilt-free vent session about the things my three-year-old does that are slowly killing me inside. In no particular order, here are the things I truly believe […]
Hungover with Kids (Or Please, Please, Just Kill Me Now)
By Julie Watts of Mummy Spits the Dummy My husband and I had a rare night off for a friend’s wedding this weekend. Since our amazing babysitter (my Mum, unequivocal legend and child-whisperer extraordinaire) was available to stay overnight, we decided to make a weekend of it and spent nearly […]
Last Week’s 10 Most Hilarious Facebookers
If there’s one place I go to clear my mind and soak up the laughs, it’s Facebook. And there are quite a few Facehookers who make me smile. Here are last week’s 10 most hilarious Facebookers. Are you following these people? 1) Toddlers: the next biggest threat in organized crime. […]
When Baby is Sick, The WHOLE Family Pays
When your baby vomits for the first time, it’s scary. He’s obviously upset because this has never happened to him before. He’s in pain from the stomach cramps. Food is clearly going in the wrong direction. And there’s no end in sight. As parents, you are upset because there’s really […]