Humor

Every new mom keeps a list in her head: it is called a new mom's shit list. Are you on it?
Humor, Parenting

A New Mom’s Sh*t List

[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Mary Widdicks of Outmanned Mommy Every new mom has been there at some point: exhausted, hormonal, sweaty, flabby, self-conscious, and probably aching from the vagina. Then out of nowhere, some jerk pushes all your buttons and you lose your cool in a fit of blubbering, […]

My name is Mama! But is it really? Or would my daughter have more respect for me if I let her think of me as more than “mama” and as a woman named Ashley?
Humor, Life, Parenting

My Name is Mama

By Ashley Lamb-Sinclair of Beautiful Junkyard Today I walked into the teacher’s lounge, and delighted to find a table full of freebie snacks, exclaimed, “Mama loves some snacks!” My colleague in the room looked around a little awkwardly, smiled oddly at me, and slunk out, clearly hoping to avoid me […]

Lice now come in super bug form. GREAT. Might as well just shave all our heads now.
Humor, Parenting

Super Lice vs. The Straight Razor

That’s right, there are drug-resistant, super mutant scalp vampires invading our children’s hair and I, for one, am scared shitless. What we have here is a conundrum. It seems that our parasitic enemies have built up a genetic resistance to over-the-counter medications — the same medicine we’ve been effectively using […]