By Jennifer Pitt of Mommies Drink My two-year old is wise beyond her years. She has almost perfected her grasp of sarcasm, and I think we are on the brink of a beautiful eye-roll. I am the proud parent (owner? manufacturer?) of what I refer to, with the utmost affection, […]
Humor
8 Reasons Black Friday Now SUCKS
By Gina Ballentine To all the crazies who had to throw punches and trample people to get a computer for $35 – thanks a lot. Not only did you ruin lives and hurt people in order to score a deal less than 12 hours after celebrating all you are thankful […]
I Didn’t See That Comin’: An Inspiring Tale of Overcoming Public Humiliation
Arghhh! Kids in public… Amiright? I’m not talking about your kids. I can’t really tell when other people’s kids are misbehaving. I’m usually zeroed in with laser accuracy on my two. One of my children was born with the “don’t so much as have a dirty diaper in public” gene, […]
6 Reasons Shopping with Your Toddler Sucks
By Habiba Anwar of Eat, Write, Be! Have you ever been shopping with a baby/toddler? No? Let me paint you a picture please. 1. People ignore your stroller. Seriously. You’re thinking, “that friendly-looking lady walking in this direction will probably walk around us. Surely she can see my stroller. Can’t […]
The 10 Most Hilarious Facebookers Last Week
As we all prepare to gather around the family table and give thanks that we only have to do this once, maybe twice per year, let’s not forget to give thanks for these hilarious Facebookers as well. 1. Screw you and you and, wait, you’re cool, but not you. Screw […]
The Pink Fairy Threw Up in My Daughter’s Closet
By Diana Kane of Mama Needs a Cupcake I tried to open the door slowly so I didn’t have a seizure brought on by the sensory overload of pink that was pouring out of my daughter’s closet. Unfortunately, a belligerent pink fairy had snuck in there and threw-up. I cringed […]
A Poem for THAT Mom
THAT mom puts him to bed too early, THAT mom keeps hers up past 10. THAT mom feeds her kid formula, THAT mom just whipped it out again. THAT mom gives her kid Cheetos, THAT mom’s gluten free. THAT mom doesn’t watch her kids, THAT mom just won’t let hers […]
Your Kid Has LICE. Here’s a Totally Practical Guide to the Rescue.
By Jennifer Gregory of The Runaway Mama It goes without saying that remaining childless is the best way to prevent lice, or It. If, however, you’ve taken the parenting plunge and you find a letter in your child’s backpack informing you that It has been detected at school, here’s what you […]