THAT mom does it all wrong. But THAT mom is both you and me.
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A Poem for THAT Mom

THAT mom does it all wrong. But THAT mom is both you and me.

THAT mom puts him to bed too early,

THAT mom keeps hers up past 10.

THAT mom feeds her kid formula,

THAT mom just whipped it out again.

THAT mom gives her kid Cheetos,

THAT mom’s gluten free.

THAT mom doesn’t watch her kids,

THAT mom just won’t let hers be.

THAT mom thinks she knows it all,

THAT mom doesn’t know squat.

THAT mom needs to put on real clothes,

THAT mom dresses too hot.

THAT mom holds her baby too much,

THAT mom is too cold.

THAT mom had her kid so young,

THAT mom’s way too old.

THAT mom still sleeps with her baby,

THAT mom makes hers cry alone.

THAT mom never answers my calls,

THAT mom won’t put down her phone.

THAT mom barely sees her child,

THAT mom needs to get a real job.

THAT mom is such a perfectionist,

THAT mom is such a slob.

THAT mom is you,

THAT mom is me.

THAT mom is doing her best

So please let THAT mom be.

Liv&Leen

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