By Joy Hedding of Evil Joy Speaks Dear Child, You are precious to me. I love you with all of my heart. With that in mind, I need to share something with you. This is important information you will utilize for your entire life. It may make or break your […]
By Ambrosia Brody of Random Aspects of (my) Life Working out has always been my go-to stress reliever, but it was not until I had my eldest daughter that my preference to hit the concrete for a five-mile run changed to heading to the gym. Why pay a membership fee […]
By Jill Morgenstern of Do Try This at Home Baby on Board signs became popular in the mid eighties as a way to warn other drivers. But warn them of what? I don’t want to hit or damage any car, whether or not it contains a baby. I drive as conscientiously […]
By Audrey Sanchez of Two Dogs, One Cat, And A Baby Moving is hard. It doesn’t matter if you’re stuffing your 2004 Volkswagen Jetta with the contents of your first apartment or if you’ve hired movers to load three bedrooms and two bathrooms worth of boxes into a twenty-six foot […]
The long, winter months are settling in, which means so are the added pounds. Why not lose a little weight laughing your ass off at the 10 funniest people on Facebook last week? 1. Tastes like grass and despair. [fb_embed_post href=”https://www.facebook.com/tonihammerwriter/posts/712574738842069/” width=”550″/] * 2. That’s right. Pap smears are now […]
I thought men were the lazy ones, and then I walked into the ladies room at Walmart. It made me want to throw up, but I couldn’t because the toilet was overflowing with balled up tissue and impurities. Come on, ladies… nobody wants to see that shit—literally! It’s a little-known fact that […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Kristina Hammer of The Daily Rantings of an Angrivated Mom “I’m going to get in the shower.” “What about mine?” “Huh? You have three hours until you have to leave for work; you’ll have plenty of time. I haven’t had a shower since Monday because […]
By Julie Watts of Mummy Spits the Dummy Well, it’s happening! Callooh, callay – my second and final baby is learning how to use the toilet. We’re finally going to be out of diapers FOREVER! Welcome to Dry Big-Girl-Pants Town, population: us. Huzzah! Let us proceed to donate all the unused […]