The long, winter months are settling in, which means so are the added pounds. Why not lose a little weight laughing your ass off at the 10 funniest people on Facebook last week?

1. Tastes like grass and despair.

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2. That’s right. Pap smears are now a vacation.

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3. Nobody wants to waste a shower.

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4. A swift and merciless death.

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5. Starbucks: killing joy one caramel mocha frappaccino at a time.

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6. Must have the wrong number.

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7. Balloons are the devil.

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8. #LifeWithKids

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9. The gospel truth.

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10. Diet of champions.

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