By Christine Organ of christineorgan.com I went into parenthood knowing nothing – though before having kids, I sure felt like I knew everything. Little did I know just how little I knew. Over time I did learn a few things. I think. I learned how to feed a newborn while simultaneously […]
Humor
How to Exploit Your Child’s Obsession with the Zombie Apocalypse
By Lydia Huxley If your child is convinced, and I’m sure they are, that the world will end at the hands of a zombie hoard, you’ve likely heard plenty about their plans to fight off the undead creatures and get to safety. But don’t be so sure that your little […]
Last Week’s 10 Funniest People on Facebook
In the market for a good snort laugh? If so, you’ve come to the right place. Enjoy last week’s 10 funniest people on Facebook, and then aspire to be them. Or at least make sure you’re following them. 1. One can always dream. [fb_embed_post href=”https://www.facebook.com/stayhomemama/posts/488783521304237/” width=”550″/] * 2. Totally worth […]
Better Travel Companion: Baby or Breast Pump?
By Pam Moore of Whatevs…. When choosing whether to bring your breast pump or your baby on your next trip, please consider this comprehensive meta-analysis outlining the merits and pitfalls of each option. It is based on my personal experience and all that I can remember about it, which is limited […]
Dear Daughter, Stop Shoving Sh*t Up Your Nose!
By Jenny Halteman For every year of her life, my daughter has shoved some sort of thingamajig up into her perfect little nose. This annual event wouldn’t have me so worried except for the fact that each time it happens it gets a little worse. A little harder to extract. […]
7 Things Only People With Dry Skin Understand
Winter is the worst season of the year. It is the season that brings the realization of what’s in store for us, oh sufferers of dry skin, for the next… well, eternity (really four months). That is not to say that we scaly-skinned sisters do not suffer in the summer […]
Motherhood: Even My Fantasies Are Tired and Crazy
By Gail Cornwall of gailcornwall.com The oldest daughter is six. The youngest is one, and not the type to waste a perfectly good night sleeping. If a mother had two additional pregnancies between these girls producing a miscarriage and a four-year-old boy, how many years has it been since […]
“You Did WHAT to Mommy?” (Talking to My 4-Year-Old About Sex)
By Richard Black of The Unfit Father I’d always thought my daughter would be a little older before she became inquisitive about her beginnings, perhaps well into her 40s when I had just started to suffer from the onset of dementia. Unfortunately, Darcy is four, and what would be a […]