By Ali Hanford If your kids have run you ragged, or you’re overworked and over-tired, the last thing you want to read is some Cosmo article about 300 Sexy Hairstyles That Make Any Man Swoon. A new magazine aimed at working moms sets the bar much lower with real life tips […]
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Mom Sentenced to 12 Months of Pinterest After Lame Birthday Party
By Heather Burnett of Word to Your Mother A Mississippi mother has been sentenced to 12 months of Pinterest after it was found that she neglected to give her 9-year-old daughter an Epic Birthday Party. Prosecutors say the mother, 41-year-old Heather Burnett, thought celebrating the child’s birthday with close family […]
Badass Mom Applauded for Bottle-Feeding in Public
By Kristina Johnson of thatmommylady.com In a move that can only be described as courageous, Arizona mom Leanne Wright was spotted openly bottle-feeding her infant daughter in public Tuesday. Wright made no attempt to conceal what she was doing or hide herself in shame, an act of defiance that left eyewitnesses both […]
Build-A-Bear Introduces Beast Character to Haunt Your Dreams
By MockMom Contributors If you’re looking for the right gift to say, “I love you and will also maybe lock you in a dungeon and/or steal your soul,” or if you’ve just wondered what would happen if Teddy Ruxpin fucked a goat, we’ve got the perfect stuffed animal for you! […]
Parents Go Away for a Romantic Weekend to Sleep
Every parent utters some of the following words, more than once, on a daily basis: Tired, exhausted, worn out, sleep deprived, weary, fatigued, dog-tired, bone-tired, ready-to-drop, drained, zonked, enervated, etc. I could go on, but I’m sure you get the point. This is why, a few months ago, married […]
Mother Stares at Wall, Children Become Self-Sufficient
By Sarah Jean of The Mom TruthBomb A mother in Northwest New Jersey has made an exciting discovery that will possibly change the lives of moms everywhere. It all began one night when, by accident, Margaret Johnson zoned out after dinner as she stared at a stain on the yoga […]
Brony Leaves Parents’ House, Realizes Road to Success Not Paved in Glitter
By Amber Leventry Jeremy Macklin stands outside of an office building, the strings on top of his knit, Rainbow Dash hat bounce with each movement as he types on his smartphone. Macklin, 29, just left a seminar on resume writing at a local branch of Kelly Services. He hasn’t left […]
School District Starts ‘Tracking’ Students Based on Ultrasounds
By Marlene Kern Fischer of Thoughts From Aisle Four One local school district has decided to use prenatal ultrasounds to determine appropriate future placement for students, a shift from previous guidelines which delayed pigeonholing a child until they were at least 8 to 10 years of age. The change in policy was, in […]