I remember the night it started. I’m a heavy sleeper, so the sound of a raised voice bounced around in my subconscious for several moments before it began to make an impression. Finally, it was the dog barking a response from the next room that jolted me to attention. […]
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White House Pulls Plug on ‘Meals on Wheels’ and Other ‘Old People Programs’
By Lauren Salkin Considered a non-essential item in the White House budget, the Meals on Wheels program will likely be terminated along with Grandma, “whose life expectancy exceeds her value to society,” according to the budget overview. “Non-essential spending on people who’ve outlasted their expiration date will be shifted to […]
Right-Wing Christian Group Sues LGBTQ Community Over Use of Rainbow Flag
By Amber Leventry In an unprecedented lawsuit, a group of very determined Christians are demanding the LGBTQ community stop using the rainbow to promote the gay agenda. In a case called U.S., et al. v. Them Gays, the state of South Dakota has filed a federal lawsuit for trademark infringement […]
Toddler’s Controversial Speech Creates Pandemonium at Local Playground
By Lauren Lodder of Mommy Owl Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I am standing here today, binky in hand, to discuss some very important issues directly impacting every kid on this playground. [Pauses for applause.] Thank you. Thank you. The fact is this: All of these mommies and daddies […]
Other Household Items Used as Surveillance Devices
By MockMom Contributors This week, Kellyanne Conway alleged that microwaves could be used as surveillance devices. Don’t believe her? Here’s her most recent selfie: Kellyanne Conway taking a selfie. pic.twitter.com/Vmy8HZ5mWu — The Glad Stork (@TheGladStork) March 13, 2017 What Kellyanne failed to mention were the other numerous household items that […]
Facebook Reveals New Emoji Reactions for Trump-Related Posts
By MockMom Contributors It’s estimated that over half of Americans get their news from Facebook. That percentage is significantly higher for Millennials, because they’re awful. Even if you’re one of the few who doesn’t get your news from Facebook, all of our newsfeeds have become increasingly political since a certain […]
Internet Furious over Working Mom Whose Kids Interrupted Conference Call
By MockMom Contributors This week, in a live BBC television interview, a female correspondent for the network got an unwanted interruption when her kids burst into the room in the middle of the interview. It was neither funny, nor adorable. In fact, many viewers were outraged that a so-called “work-from-home” […]
Bakery Recommendation Needed for Sugar-Free, Gluten-Free, Happiness-Free Smash Cake
By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid Dear Online Mommy Group, I’m looking for recommendations for my only child’s one-year birthday “smash cake.” We’re going to need two versions: 1) a purple ambre cupcake for a professional-grade smash photo shoot, and 2) a 50-ft parallelogram-shaped sheet cake for the birthday party […]