By Leslie Gaar of pailsandfires.com An unorthodox consultant firm has popped up in the wake of the recent deluge of sexual misconduct allegations. Its purpose? To help famous men find creative ways to commodify their apologies. “Look, these guys are doing a brave, courageous thing by apologizing,” says Hugh Jass, founder of […]
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Quiz: How Sh*tty of a Parent Are You?
By Lauren Morris of laurenhasthree.com You might be trying your best as a parent, or you might just have given up. Who knows? Parenting is hard. The point is you’re being judged based on your kids’ behavior, so take this quiz and see just how shitty of a parent you really […]
Alabama Thrilled to Be Associated With Pedophilia Instead of Inbreeding for Once
Roy Moore is forcing citizens of Alabama to make a tough decision: A choice between voting for a racist who’s been accused of sexually harassing young teenage girls, or a man who believes women should have a say in their own reproductive rights. But every cloud has its silver lining, […]
Mother Miraculously Finds the Match for Every Sock
A 39-year-old mother of three made headline news today after she casually unloaded the laundry from her dryer and discovered something incredible: EVERY sock had a match. Ashley Davis, of Bainbridge Island, Washington, says the day started out like any other Monday. Davis had just completed a load of […]
Thank You for the Sad Face Emoji in My Time of Crisis
After Greg’s untimely death due to an unfortunate taco truck accident, it was hard to pick up the pieces of my broken life and move forward. Luckily, so many came from near and far to help me and our four bipolar cats through this difficult time. Truly, I have […]
Extreme Babywearing, LLC
By Shana Genre of Portlandish For centuries, baby wearing has been helping women wash dishes, fold laundry, and sweep the floor. Yet today’s woman wants more than chores. She wants respect. She wants speed. She wants heroism. Extreme Babywearing, LLC has designed several carriers that will help today’s independent woman […]
How I Lost Two Pounds And You Can Too
By Sarah Cottrell of Housewife Plus Recently, I had to finally admit to myself that I no longer have the svelte body of a 19-year-old. Mine is more of a 38-year-old, married woman, with three kids and a horrible problem with midnight snacking and red-wine guzzling. That tends to show […]
Cease and Desist Order to the Republican Party from Jesus Christ
By Elizabeth Argyropoulos of Bourgeois Alien Dear Republican Party, It has come to my attention that you have been spreading misleading and malicious misinformation regarding my teachings and general philosophy on how to lead a compassionate life. I mean, seriously, what the fuck? I demand that you cease and desist these […]