I have a confession to make: I used to have a big crush on Scott Baio. What can I tell you? In the 1980s, Chachi Arcola was IT for me. I remember once in kindergarten my teacher asked all of us who our heroes were and I said, “My boyfriend.” […]
Author: Tina Steele
QUIZ: Can we guess your favorite font based on your personality?
Your favorite font says a lot about you. Personally, I’m a Calibri married to a Times News Roman. Yes, it keeps things interesting. Can we guess which font represents you in just ten questions? Take the quiz to find out! (Also, if you are itching to point out that what […]
Kenyan Grannies Use Karate to Successfully Fight Off Rapists
A group of elderly women in Nairobi, Kenya are learning self-defense to protect themselves from rapists in the area, and they are not fucking around. The rampant attacks on older women seem to be due to the belief that elderly women are not sexually active and therefore do not pose […]
Blind Baby Rescue Goat Wears Duck Costume to Ease Anxiety and It’s the Most Adorable Thing EVER
A lot of us deal with anxiety on a regular basis, and it’s a bitch. But did you know that animals suffer from anxiety, too? I used to have a miniature pinscher with extreme anxiety, and nothing helped. Finally, our veterinarian prescribed him Prozac, which we filled at CVS just […]
QUIZ: Can You Identify These Christmas Movies In One Sentence?
It’s officially the time of the year where Christmas movies play on every channel and overpriced toys show during every commercial. If the incessant jolly cheer doesn’t make you puke, that store-bought egg nog probably will. Take a break and try your hand at the snarkiest Christmas movie quiz you’ll […]
Greetings and Salutations: “Heathers” Is Back.
Heathers is the original Mean Girls. I once told one of my millennial coworkers this, and she promised to watch it over the weekend. She came back on Monday and was horrified. “What the hell did I just watch?” Exactly. Winona Ryder > Lindsay Lohan. Jealous much? I don’t […]
QUIZ: Who Said It: Kanye West or Donald Trump?
By now you may have heard Kanye’s surprise endorsement of Donald Trump. To be fair, Kanye admits he didn’t vote. Maybe he showed up at his polling place and announced, “Ima let you all finish voting, but Bernie Sanders had the best campaign of all time!” I wouldn’t argue with […]
These Mannequin Challenge Videos Will Blow Your Mind
We need to talk about the Mannequin Challenge. Viral trends come and go, and most of them are pretty lame. (Remember planking?) The Mannequin Challenge, on the other hand, is impressive as hell. The Mannequin Challenge is a new video trend where people are filmed in live action, but the […]