1. If they don’t, swipe left. Hard.
2. The type of support we all need right now
3. Yes to all of this!
4. I’ll show you my shitshow if you show me yours
5. But if only you could see yourself in my eyes, you’d see you shine, you shine
6. Sounds pretty perfect to me!
7. I see it now
8. Just tellin’ it like it is!
9. I’ll take this any day of the week
10. It be like that
11. And who I can free the tiddies in front of
12. If you can go months without talking and pick up where you left off like it was yesterday, you’re a top-shelf friend
13. Get you a mom friend who won’t bat an eye when you say, “My kids can be real dicks sometimes”
14. Bring it in, sister
15. We would definitely click
16. Wanna hit the drive-thru so we can drink coffee while it’s still hot and talk shit while our kids are restrained?
17. Hold on to these ones tight if you find them
Sit your ass on your couch and don’t you dare feel guilty about it so we can be that much closer to tackle-hugging our friends. Life’s too short to not be laughing maniacally together in our leggings while we choke on tacos and shoot margarita out of our noses. Please stay safe!