By Shelby Spear of shelbyspear.com Dear Self-Esteem, I know. I hear your soul crying. You’re only 46 and owning a pair of pee-proof underwear is outrageous and humiliating. But try not to let the gravity of this day weigh you down. God knows most of your physical self has already lost […]
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Momma Told Me There’d Be Boobs Like This
By Jaycee Kemp of Running Through Water I own 37 bras in 12 sizes. It’s complicated. I’ve grown weary of complicated. I’m 47. When I was a little girl, I sat at my grandmother’s kitchen table and watched her float through the kitchen, preparing the foods that ultimately shaped memories […]
18 Tweets About Being Married with Kids That Will Crack You Up
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby and the endless tweet material. Being married with kids means you probably don’t know what day it is, but you’re sure you’re the only person who ever bothers to refill the filtered water. It means “getting […]
Trump’s Inauguration Confirms This Hasn’t All Been an Episode of Punk’d
Well, it’s official. Donald Trump is now officially our nation’s first orange president. If you watched his inauguration speech today, your ears are probably still bleeding. I managed to power through the address by not making direct eye contact with my TV and also keeping the volume as low as […]
Gwyneth Paltrow Recommends Yoni Eggs, Inspires Unofficial Guide To A Blessed Vagina
In 2015, the well-known actress, Gwyneth Paltrow, sparked quite a bit of intrigue, and probably some eye rolls and a sudden spike in women visiting the ER with burnt vaggies, after raving about the practice of steam-cleaning her vagina. A thing that used to be reserved for dusty old rugs. […]
Southwest Flight Turns on Pink Lights in Support of Women’s March
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama A Southwest flight bound for Washington, D.C. Thursday turned on its pink cabin lights in an apparent show of support for passengers headed to the Women’s March this weekend. Two passengers shared photos of the flight on their social media accounts: Southwest turns on […]
Shame Hat: Why I Wiped My A** with the City of Chicago
By Kara Martinez Bachman of karamartinezbachman.com I once wiped my ass with a souvenir hat from the city of Chicago. It was a lovely hat. It was white and featured colorful line drawings of landmarks. The Sears Tower was on the front. Around the sides were the skyline, and some […]
Hot Mama! 7 Simple Ways to Turn a Woman On
By Sam Palmer of Modern Day Hippie Mama Prerequisites for having sex before you’ve had children: 1. Not applicable Prerequisites for having sex after you’ve had children: 1. Children are asleep 2. Both parties have showered 3. Both parties have enough energy 4. The house […]