I see you standing on the sidelines, your perfectly rounded potbelly accentuated by the sun glinting off of your gigantic gold chain.
Tag: sports
Why Athletes Shouldn’t Just “Shut Up and Dribble”
I miss them when they’re gone, but sometimes it’s important to realize that life is bigger than sports.
America, You Need to Get Your House in Order
A fledgling god gives advice to America in order to save them from the extinction they may very well deserve.
Must-See Budweiser Ad Celebrates Real MVPs During COVID-19
Our heroes have shifted from being the greatest athletes and celebrities to being everyday citizens that we once took for granted.
Pole Dancing Is One Step Closer to Being an Olympic Sport
Curl up next to those fainting chairs, pearl clutchers, because pole dancing has finally been recognized as being a legit sport.