Again, I’m very deeply sorry that I’ve offended you. Next time I’ll just leave the baby at home alone with a pizza.
Tag: mom humor
Funniest Memes About How You Can GTFO With That Unsolicited Parenting Advice
One of the most incredible things that happen once you have children is that somehow your every move ends up as community property.
Career Aptitude Test Confirms Mother’s Fate as Professional Butt Wiper
“I can actually put my English degree to good use. Like, by wiping my kid’s butt with it.”
Child Eats Only Pasta for 2 Months, Suddenly Decides She Hates It
Jennica Windsor, age 4, has decided she no longer likes pasta. It was her favorite food in the two months immediately leading up to this revelation. Despite the ziti pasta being cooked exactly as it had been cooked every single night for the past 59 days, topped with the exact […]