If mornings don’t suck enough, add sad faces when the children discover that their beloved Elf On The Shelf has not moved during the night. He has remained in the same spot he was found in yesterday and, thus, did not make the trip home to Santa to discuss […]
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Mom Hospitalized After Elf On The Shelf Mishap
A local mother was hospitalized earlier this week after becoming lodged in the chimney of her family’s Indiana home. Miranda Scott wanted nothing more than to bring joy to her children when she purchased an Elf on the Shelf. The introduction of the family’s elf was everything she hoped […]
Elf on the Shelf: Big Brother Is Watching
Forget spying on cell phone activity. The government’s had this one in the works for quite some time now. It’s brilliant, really. Get over half the damn nation to put one of these f*ckers in their homes, thereby planting the bug themselves. GENIUS, I TELL YOU! It’s possible I’ve read […]