By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC — Local mommy blogger, Ruby Grace, recently commemorated her website’s 100th follower by throwing a dinner party for her loyal fans. “God, she just won’t shut up about it,” said Grace’s sister, Gwen Williams. “Ninety of her followers are friends and family, but she […]
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Mother Agrees to Playdate Against Better Judgment
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC — A distraught local mother has barricaded herself in the bathroom of a nearby Chuck E. Cheese for over an hour. Authorities were alerted to the most recent disappearance of Ruby Grace when she refused to exit the third stall from the left. “I […]
Neglected Sitcom Baby Tells All
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Hi there. You may remember me as Emma from Friends, daughter of Ross and Rachel. Way before people broadcast the birth of their children on Facebook or Snapchat, you gathered in your living room to watch me come into the world. Oh no, she did not […]
Woman Kicked Out of Trump Rally After Gun Revealed to be Yoga Mat
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC – Local mother and yoga enthusiast Ruby Grace was escorted out of a weekend Trump rally after the gun she was carrying was revealed to be a yoga mat. Authorities were alerted by Sharon Stiles, who says her aunt participates in yoga. “I knew […]
Wife of Local TV Weather Personality Wins Award
By Rhiannon Giles The Associated Press reported Tuesday that the wife of moderately popular local TV weather personality, Stormy Waters, has won a certificate. Waters, known for his outlandish costumes depicting the day’s weather, has been with WSTR News 14 since late 2015 and is a one-time nominee for a […]
Mother Actually Given Those 3 Extra Hours in a Day, Watches Gilmore Girls
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Durham, NC — After years of having her prayers go unanswered, local mother Ruby Grace was the lucky recipient of three extra hours last Thursday. She woke to a day with 27 hours, rather than the standard 24, and looked forward to an opportunity to finally […]
Local Family Searches “Literally Everywhere” for Missing Mother
Durham, NC – Authorities were alerted Sunday night to the disappearance of frazzled mother, Ruby Grace. Last seen carrying a load of laundry to the basement, her family became concerned when dinner failed to appear as if by magic. “There wasn’t a single thing to eat in the entire […]
Insurance Companies: Let’s Close the Lactation Loopholes
By Rhiannon Giles of rhiyaya.com Let’s get the obligatory disclaimers out of the way: I support a family’s right to feed their baby in whatever way works best for them. Formula is not an enemy. And for women who desire to breastfeed, we need to do everything in our power […]