The Super Bowl is coming up this weekend and you know what that means: kick-ass commercials. I’m not much of a football fan, but I am a fan of alcohol and snacks, so I’ll watch anyway. It’s a nice bonus that the companies who can afford the exorbitant Super Bowl […]
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Afternoon Naps Got Me Like AHHH
By Danielle Sherman-Lazar of Living a Full Life After ED Ever wish the doctor prescribed baby Xanax for sleep issues? I do every freakin day. Then I could give a big middle finger to sleep consultants and their crying out torture tactics. I. Can’t. Do. It. I mean, adult Xanax and […]
Twitter Hilariously Responds to Trump’s Bizarre Black History Speech
By Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Surrounded by seemingly the only African Americans he knows, Trump kicked off Black History Month with a bizarre speech in which he rambled about everything from Omarosa’s success to a bust of Martin Luther King Jr. (which had been covered very unfairly by the […]
An Unfiltered Review Of Goop’s V-Day Gift Guide For The Obnoxious
Cupid’s balls, y’all, Gwyneth Paltrow, our favorite celebrity eccentric, has released four Valentine’s Day gift guides this year (For Guys, For Women, For Couples, and Solo Yolo) on her website, goop, and it is too good not to make fun of. We love you, Gwyneth, but why you always want […]
Viral Photograph Shows Love Crossing Religious Lines
A beautiful photograph of two fathers and their children is going viral on social media, and for good reason. Chicago Tribune Photographer Nuccio DiNuzzo snapped a picture of Fatih Yildirim and Rabbi Jordan Bendat-Appell (Muslim and Jewish, respectively) protesting last week’s Muslim ban at O’Hare International Airport. The Rabbi said he […]
The Lies You Tell Yourself About Working Out After Having Kids
By Heidi Hamm I thought I was in decent shape. I believed it. I lived in a happy fantasyland that I was among the fit people. That if I really wanted to, which clearly I don’t, I could hold a plank for three minutes, do one hundred sit-ups and run […]
How Wine Is My Bad Parenting Muse
By Danielle Sherman-Lazar of Living a Full Life After ED My whole adult existence, wine has always given me great ideas. Let me tell you. Like when I was dating, why not text that guy I didn’t like on my last date, right now–because I am bored and tipsy? Or why […]
New Tostitos Bag Tells You If You Are Drunk Because Why The F**k Not
Earlier this week, Tostitos made a big announcement. Like a huge, game-changing sort of announcement: for a limited time, their chips will be sold in a “party safe” bag. But what the hell is a “party safe” bag? Well, it is a bag which can tell you if you are drunk. […]