By E. R. Catalano of Zoe vs. The Universe Dear Mommy, To be honest, when I first heard the term WikiLeaks, I thought they were talking about some Maori kid who peed his pants. But when my people brought me up to speed, I decided I better write something to […]
By Chase McFadden of Some Species Eat Their Young PLANO, TX — In an attempt to alleviate the constant bickering amongst the Jones children, today Toyota unveiled a completely impractical Sienna prototype equipped with six front seats. The vehicle is designed solely to minimize arguments over who gets to sit where, […]
By Shya Gibbons of VintageDreamsWithAModernTwist Sydney Miller is 35 years old. She has 7 children; four of them are 5 and under. Her husband works nonstop, so he is no help. Sometimes she hides in the bathroom with chocolate to sneak away from the kids, but they find her. They always do. […]
CAMBRIDGE, MA — Scientists today released a report suggesting that Earth’s gravitational pull is greater directly beneath the towel hooks in home bathrooms. The research — funded in part by a grant from the FAALL Foundation (Families All About Less Laundry) — confirmed what experts have suspected for years: […]
By Science of Parenthood ORLANDO—Ask about the best toys for children, and any Vegas bookie worth his pinkie ring would give heavy odds that those toys that keep a kid quiet, out of traffic, and away from the matches will receive high marks from frazzled parents looking for fifteen minutes […]
By Tessa A. Adams of familyfootnote.com A local family is at a loss for words. A normally reasonable 40-year-old female has had it. Mona Rogers of Sacramento, California, caught everyone in her family by surprise when she took a seat of protest on the entryway stairs, refusing to put on her […]
By Shya Gibbons of VintageDreamsWithAModernTwist “It’s a sham,” Leo said. He is a part of the creative team where he works and wanted the company name left out of this piece for fear of retaliation. He explained the process behind it. “You have your major holidays like Christmas, Easter, and Halloween, just […]
By Allison Sanchez Plastic Banana by Kaukland Fruits This looks just like a banana! The neighbors will think you have the most put-together fruit bowl on the block. The only problem I could find with the Plastic Banana by Kaukland is that the plastic isn’t very durable. This item breaks easily […]