We are a couple months into kindergarten now, and obviously I am an expert in all things school-related. I can hear your agreement through the screen, so I will continue. I have a small thing that is bothering me that I need to get off my chest. I know it is […]
Author: Mandy Waysman
First Friend I Had, First Friend I Let Go
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I’m not sure how to start this story of my first, and for many years, best friend. Well, I don’t know how to start, middle or finish it, but I know what I want it to feel like. I want it to feel like a tribute […]
World War M: Surviving the Mombies of the Mommy Wars
The sanctimonious walk among us. They go by many different labels: know-it-alls, judgy mcjudgersons, mombies, or Alicia Silverstone. They are a threat to humanity no matter how you refer to them. They are the plague of the human race. The lucky victims of their sanctimony are hit hard and fast, but […]
Proof Grandparents Love Your Kids More Than They Love You
I have gathered undeniable proof that my parents love my kids more than they loved me. I’m ok with it; no really, I am. The only reason I even bring it up is to let them know, “Hey, let’s try to keep things in perspective.” They have a hard time […]
Reasons I Won’t Write About My Lady Garden
I see a trend where women are opening up (no pun intended) about the parts that make us women. I have seen some hilariously done items about grooming, yoga pants, and various things. I cannot do it, and here is a list of reasons why: 1) My phone autocorrects vagina […]
8-ish Secrets to Becoming a Disorganized Mess
Have you found yourself in an organizational crisis? Is it all getting to be too much? Have you finally realized that organizing your closet according to color, sleeve length, and then country of origin might be, umm, how do I say…obsessive? Don’t worry. I’m not here to haul you away […]
Real Tired of Your Sh*t, Preschooler: A Reality TV Docudrama
This is the true story of one 3 year old … picked to go to bed … and actually sleep in that bed … except she doesn’t. To find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real: “Real Tired of your Shit, Preschooler.” Episode one opens […]
Open Letter to Kim Davis, Kentucky County Clerk
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Dear Kim Davis, AKA Kentucky County Clerk suing for the right to be God: Please explain to me where in the Bible it says that Kim Davis shall decide the marriage laws of Kentucky. Once you find and highlight that for me, please rip that page out and […]