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23 #IntrovertProblem Memes to Read Instead of People-ing

Even if you’re not a full-fledged introvert by nature, having small children can turn you into a bit of a recluse. You might not notice it happening, but slowly you grow more and more accustomed to not wearing a bra, throwing your phone across the room the second someone calls you, hiding behind the couch in the fetal position whenever your doorbell rings, or writhing on the floor as if you’re having an allergic reaction whenever you have to wear pants or someone tries to engage you in small talk.

If the thought of peopleing for longer than, at most, a couple of hours has you shook, here’s a meme roundup from some fellow parents who have #introvertproblems just like you. Refer to this roundup whenever you’re trying to avoid people by pretending to do things on your phone.

1. I’m a rebel like that

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and momstransparenting
Via: Mom Transparenting

You might say I’m “weird” and “off-putting,” but I say…you’re probably right in that assessment.

2. No, really

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and ramblinmama1
Via: Ramblin Mama

One of the perks of being an introvert is becoming exceptionally lonely and craving social interaction, planning get-togethers to catch up with friends, and then feeling so drained by said get-togethers that you go into hiding for another 6 month stint.

3. Momtroverts assemble!

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and momsbehavingbadly
Via: Moms Behaving Badly

This definition of a momtrovert is spot-on.

4. All of the nopes

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and modernmomprobs1
Via: Modern Mom Probs

I dare a bitch to make me get up out of this car and intermingle with other parents. Also, what do you mean my kid wasn’t invited to your kid’s party?

5. Introvert Problems

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and supersirriousmom
Via: Super Sirrious Mom

I want friends, I just don’t want to have to go through that awkward initial phase where you feel the need to clean, wear a bra, and censor your language. Gross.

6. But…

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and marriageandmartinis1
Via: Marriage and Martinis

The risk is worth the reward when you finally make the second type of friend in this meme.

7. “If I can’t see you, you can’t see me.”

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and relaxingmommy
Via: Relaxing Mommy

I mumble to myself as I peer at people through my hands while hiding behind the water fountain.

8. Oh, how fun!

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and wivesnightin1
Via: Wives Night In

Who needs friends when you and your wine reflection have so much fun cackling maniacally together?

9. So much shade

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and ramblinmama
Via: Ramblin Mama

My level of avoiding people could be considered a recreational sport.

10. Let’s handle this in a mature manner…

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and themomatlaw
Via: The Mom at Law

…By playing rock, paper, scissors to see who has to greet the pizza guy.

11. Well, that settles it

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and relaxingmommy1
Via: Relaxing Mommy

Once the bra comes off, socializing is off the table.

12. I will physically fight you

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and healthylivingforhotmesses
Via: Healthy Living for Hot Messes

Whenever I see you next, which could be in the next 2-200 weeks.

13. Oh-woah, sweet child of mine

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and modernmomprobs
Via: Modern Mom Probs

 

It’s neat when you notice your children starting to take after you.

14. Like music to my ears

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and relaxingmommy2
Via: Relaxing Mommy

“We don’t have any plans,” may sound pathetic to some, but it sounds like a great success to fellow introverts.

15. Minimal effort

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and mommydearestinc
Via: Mommy Dearest Inc

A lot of effort goes into avoiding people. Give us some damn credit.

16. UAPF

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and marriageandmartinis
Via: Marriage and Martinis

This is my, “I’m uncomfortable around people” face.

17. This is preposterous

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and lifeandtimesofmom
Via: Life and Times of Mom

Can I tag my cats?

18. Internet Mom Squad ain’t nothin’ to fuck with

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and housewifeplus
Via: Housewife Plus

Online mom tribes are the best because you can be as disgusting as you’d like and no one will even bat an eye.

19. Some say I’m mysterious

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and brandonandrina
Via: Brandon Andrina – Professional Stay at Home Dad

Is it you? Is it society as a whole? No one knows. No one but me.

20. I’m not moving

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and healthylivingforhotmesses 1
Via: Healthy Living for Hot Messes

Would I like to dress up every now and then and enjoy casual banter with some acquaintances of mine? Absolutely the fuck not.

21. Some people would say I’m living the dream

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and wivesnightin
Via: Wives Night In

Me. I am some people. Murder doc me, binch.

22. The Introvert Mom Struggle

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and mimosaswithmoms
Via: Mimosas With Moms

Being an introvert mom truly is a struggle. You have to foster your child’s independence and interests, and that usually involves having to live your biggest nightmare on the daily – standing in a room full of strangers.

23. Touche

Introvert Memes by Sammiches and Psch Meds and lifeattiffanys
Via: Life at Tiffany’s

As the significant other of an introvert, you are not allowed to call me on my awkward introvert-y bullshit. It’s in the rule book.

If this meme roundup saved you from engaging in awkward conversation, or you enjoyed it and think another momtrovert would enjoy reading this from inside their blanket fort, hit that share button and let the good times roll.