A baby may be hungry or need soothing, but someone’s husband (probably Karen’s) may see a nip for a split second. Don’t be a homewrecker.
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Dear Pre-Baby Me: What No One Tells You About Breastfeeding
Dear Pre-Baby Me: So you want to breastfeed your future baby. Good for you! You should do it. If you can, I mean. Not everyone is able to, and that’s okay. Not everyone wants to, either, and that’s also okay. Here’s what no one tells you about breastfeeding, though: it’s fucking hard. Wait, no — everyone tells you […]
Dear Pre-Baby Me: Things You Will Google as a New Parent (and Why You Shouldn’t)
Dear Pre-Baby Me: I’m just going to cut to the chase here: Google is the Enemy. I know — you love Google. Google’s your favourite! In fact, back when you worked at that job you hated with the coworkers you adored, said coworkers had a running joke whenever a debate arose in the office. “Google […]
I’m A Slave Driver
From the time D-dude was able to walk I have asked him to do small chores. As he got older the chores increased and the difficulty increased. He’s eleven now so of course he is doing almost the amount of chores I do. Almost. The amount is close but the difficulty is not as […]
15 Things You’re Doing Right Now to Royally Screw Up Your Kids
Spend any amount of time online and you’ll see it: post upon post upon post about what you need to start or stop doing immediately to avoid thrusting your children into a lifetime of therapy or, worse, into a lifetime of serial killing. Nobody wants a serial killer for a kid. Unfortunately, that’s exactly the […]
16 Unconventional Tips for New Parents
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] NOTE: Though this is written specifically to new moms, it is for any new parent or loved one of a new parent. Just imagine these instances as they might apply to your unique situation. So you got yerself knocked up and are about to have/have just had a brand new baby. […]