Check out Mr. Sammich’s debut post! (He’s taken, ladies, so kindly just delete that marriage proposal you’ve drafted, thank you very much.) ********** Taking into consideration most of the readers on this blog are that of the fairer sex and not the target demographic of these two movies, feel free […]
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GIVEAWAY: Autographed Book and Amazon Gift Card!
I’m hosting my first ever giveaway on this here blog, and I couldn’t be more excited about it! Up until now, I’ve been a giveaway virgin, mostly because I don’t have anything worth giving away (minus that dirty childhood doll with the missing eye and oddly misshapen leg), but also […]
What Teachers REALLY Think and Feel
There’s this Tumblr blog out there called Teacher Thought Bubble, and it’s HILARIOUS. If you haven’t seen it, you should totally give it a look-see. Make sure you’re not sipping on something when you load the site, though, because it’ll just come right back out your nose. Yeah. It’s that […]
I Let My Kids Play With Razorblades (And Other Signs I Need to Go Back to Work)
There was a big snowstorm in the Midwest and East the other day. In case you hadn’t heard. In addition to dumping damn near two feet of snow in my yard (seriously, we almost lost Ewing in it while he was out playing), it closed school. FOR THREE DAYS. And […]
I Dreamt My Glasses Broke and Then They Did (And Other Things I Can Predict With My Mind)
Do you ever think something’s going to happen and then it does? I think something’s going to happen and then it does all.the.time. It’s not like every time I think something’s going to happen it does. For example, every time I get on an airplane I think it’s either going […]
I Think Maybe People Don’t Get The 1st Amendment
Now that the whole Duck Dynasty fiasco has had its 15 minutes, I feel like it’s sort of a good time to say that maybe a lot of people out there have no fucking clue what the 1st Amendment guarantees citizens of the US. I can’t tell you how many […]
21 Gifts Every Parent REALLY Wants
Recently, Buzzfeed put out a gem titled 21 Gifts Every Thirtysomething REALLY Wants. True, all of it. What I found myself doing after reading it, however, was wishing they had included a few more things on that list — things I hope for on the daily. And then it dawned […]
Conversations With My 3 Year Old: Pooping in the Potty
Him: Mommy, I need you a dange my diapuh. Me: Buddy, we’ve been over this. You really need to poop in the potty. Him: NO! I poop on the couch! mild giggling Me: That’s not funny. I’m serious. You have to poop in the potty now, not in your pants. Him: I poop […]