Humor Parenting

Conversations With My 3 Year Old: Pooping in the Potty

Him: Mommy, I need you a dange my diapuh.

Me: Buddy, we’ve been over this.  You really need to poop in the potty.

Him: NO! I poop on the couch! mild giggling

Me: That’s not funny.  I’m serious.  You have to poop in the potty now, not in your pants.

Him: I poop on the floor! chortling now

Me: Listen! You stop that. Poop goes in the potty, and that’s it.

Him: I poop in the Cwissmus twee! hysterical

Me: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I’LL POOP ON YOU!

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