[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I’ve been having some rather deep thoughts lately. Thoughts like: 1. Why do all lady politicians have the same haircut? Was it in some political science textbook they studied? And all lady politicians shall have this square shaped, mullet-like haircut. See Fig. 1: Do you think there’s a haircut place that […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Let me begin by saying thank you to Mrs. Sammich for letting me post on her blog. I feel the need to thank her not only because she is a brilliant mama blogger who is letting me stink up her space with my venting about my journey to future mamahood, but […]
Just about every over-hyped New Year’s Eve I can think of goes down like this.
Hey, teachers! Making New Year’s resolutions for your personal lives? How about making some for your professional lives with these 35 teacher resolutions to ring in the new year? As a teacher this year, I resolve: 1. To not roll my eyes during pointless inservices and staff meetings. 2. To meet with colleagues for an […]
My mother-in-law bought our middle son a bath baby because he won’t stop manhandling his real baby brother. For those of you who have no idea what a bath baby is, it’s a baby that you can play with in the bath. Supposedly. She thought maybe our son could direct some of his overbearing attention […]
One objection to marriage equality that I encounter frequently is the argument that allowing gay and lesbian couples to marry damages family institutions. First, there’s the assertion that marriage equality somehow fucks up existing marriages. I don’t get this. How does whom another person chooses to marry affect one’s own marriage in any way? Are […]
It’s that holly, jolly, jiggly, wiggly time of year, y’all! Time for lights and spiked eggnog and extended family and Jesus and eating your feelings. It’s the most wonderful time of year! Which is why I don’t understand why some people have got to be hatin’ on my man, Kris Kringle. What did that fat bastard […]
The interwebs is an amazing place. It has completely redefined how we communicate. It has transformed the way the news works and has made everyday people producers and transmitters of knowledge. And it has blessed us with YouTube videos of cats doing cat shit and people also doing cat shit and parrots singing metal music […]