Ahhhh, college. Such a great time in many young adults’ lives. A time of learning. A time of making lifelong friends. A time of getting wasted and making terrible decisions. I maintain to this day that I would be a professional college student if living in the dorms, hanging […]
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Why Birthdays in Our 30s Can SUCK It
Birthdays; they used to be exciting, fun and spontaneous at times. I’m not exactly sure when celebrating my birthday started to become such a chore, but I’m no more excited about turning 33 than I was about turning 32, that’s for sure. Is this the beginning of the end, or […]
Why I Don’t Care That We Can’t Have Cupcakes at School
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By Gina Sampaio of Sister Serendip Our school has what some may refer to as an insanely strict (while others may call it incredibly progressive) food policy for classroom parties. The rules go something like this: in a nutshell—no, wait, can’t have nuts, Sophia B. is […]
Top 10 Potential Ashley Madison Hackers
By Carrie of Carrie On, Y’all “Life is short. Have an affair.” The now-hacked Ashley Madison slogan seems pitifully out of place considering that 32 million people potentially searching for affairs may now be in very big trouble with their boyfriends, girlfriends, and spouses. Like all of America, I’m shocked, disgusted, […]
My Wife Nearly Died Giving Birth to Our Twins
By Briton Underwood of Original Bunker Punks “How do you do it?” The question everyone asks. People are in such wonder of twins. I mean, how could you possibly raise two at once? “It’s all we have ever known. We don’t know how to raise one. We have always had […]
Shout Out to the World’s Okayest Moms
Hey there, sister. I see you Febreezing those toddler jeans for the third time this week and scraping the crumbs off the kitchen table onto the floor, hoping the dog will eat them before anyone notices and you can get away without sweeping in there another day. That’s right. You […]
If Your Man Cheats, It’s All Your Fault, Ladies
In case you haven’t heard yet, ladies, if your man cheats on you, it’s all your fault. Or at least partially your fault. Except not really. Or at all. According to The Daily Mail, Anna Duggar is taking some of the blame for her husband, Josh’s, filthy philandering. Ooooookay, then. […]
Reasons Babies Are Just Like Miniature Drunk Adults
I have always said children are like drunk fraternity boys. If you have kids of your own or have spent any significant amount of time around them, you know they are careless, to say the least. They walk by tables and other furniture like Godzilla, waving their arms and knocking […]