Fancy girls are poised and flawless with perfect hair, makeup, and gorgeous clothes. I am a disheveled mess. They’re the sexy saxophone. I’m the trumpet.
Are you feeling ballsy? Would you be up for a bull testicle brew?
Nasty notes and snide comments can ruin a person. Dramatic? No. You never know what someone is dealing with at any given moment.
Do you really enjoy yourself to the fullest at a wedding when you have your kids with you anyway?
The winery also offers wine tastings (because wine), wine courses (so much wine), cooking workshops, and numerous on-demand tours.
She was strangled, kicked and beaten for eight hours straight by a man wearing a resort uniform.
Forgetting is just as important as remembering when it comes to being able to make intelligent decisions.
Feeling old? AREN’T WE ALL. Let the good people of Twitter cheer you up with these hilarious quips about aging … gracefully?