Humor
Are Mommy Bloggers The New Parenting Experts? (VIDEO)
Look anywhere on the internet, and you’re bound to encounter a blog or article aimed at telling you exactly what you’re doing wrong as a parent and what you can do to get your shit together and raise those kids right. Hell, scroll through this blog for a bit and pick any post in the […]
7 Tips for Transitioning to Stay-At-Home Motherhood
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I was recently engaging in what seemed like a friendly exchange between mothers. We commiserated about taking a crap in front of an impatient audience, the best way to explain (to your tiny, fascist dictator) that you don’t want their grimey fingers in your nose, and how to keep said grimey […]
Can Your Vagina Play The Flute?
Are you friends with any couples on Facebook that feel it necessary to show the world how much they love each other? Constantly sending each other love letters for the world to read. Well, my husband and I are friends with THOSE people. Let’s call them Barbie and Ken. Barbie and Ken can make […]
I HEART CO-SLEEPING (AKA drop kicks to my lady parts)
Before our daughter was born four-and-a-half years ago, we had it all figured out as all soon-to-be parents do. We were well-researched and anxious to show the world that we could right the wrongs of all parents that came before us. We had heard the sleeping horror stories, collected advice from well-intentioned elders, and made […]
Special, Special Snowflakes: Why Children Aren’t Immune to Society’s Expectations
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Originally Published by Abby Byrd on Little Miss Perfect In my post New Classroom Rules, I bemoan some trends I’ve seen in kids in recent years: lack of work ethic, lack of ability to follow directions, a sense of entitlement and unwillingness to take responsibility for their actions. And yes, part of […]
11 Funny Parenting Quotes
1. “Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare.” -Ed Asner 2. “It’s so awful, attacking your child. It’s the worst thing I know, to shout loudly at this 50 lb being with his huge trusting brown eyes. It’s like bitch-slapping E.T.” -Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith 3. “I want […]
The Mighty Tampon
Originally Published by Michelle Grewe at Crumpets and Bollocks Today is just a day about the period. Period. There were more references to a woman’s cycle made today than I’m sharing in this post, but I think it’s important we take the useful information and apply it to our lives. First, I think it’s important […]