By Lisa Beach of Tweenior Moments Did you ever get so hooked on a TV show that you almost needed a fix like a heroin addict? I’m right there in the crack house with The Blacklist. I’ve always loved a good mystery, but I honestly thought my murder-for-hire days were […]
Humor
The Post-Kid Reality of Football-Watching Parties
Remember watching a football game before kids? Don your jersey, grab a beer and cheer your team. After kids, it’s similar… in no way at all.
Excuse Me, But Where’s My Mommy Halo?
By Michelle Tan of The Secret Diary of Agent Spitback To the person in charge of giving out mommy halos, Excuse me, but where’s my mommy halo? I am not sure, but was it an honest mistake that you missed me when you were giving them out? You know, the […]
The Real Story Behind That Perfect Family Photo
By Amy Betters-Midtvedt of Hiding in the Closet with Coffee The photo above was my profile picture for about 5 months. Pretty impressive, right? Looks like everything is unicorns and rainbows around this joint. Sweet kids. Perfect night. Zero fighting. But I’m here today to blow the lid off that nonsense. […]
The 10 Commandments of Toddlers
By Cassie Hilt of Chronicles of Motherhood If you’ve lived through the toddler years, you know it’s no stroll through the park. Living with toddlers is like getting a sharp stick in the eye and a bikini wax at the same time. Toddlers are good at what they do, despite […]
Richard Black, The First Party Candidate
By Richard Black of The Unfit Father Hello, my name is Richard Black. I’m running for President, and I’d like your help in making America pretty good again. I’m also running because I’ve got a lot of time on my hands, which really can’t be said for my opponents. My […]
The Toy Sh*t List: Toys I Would Take Pleasure In Watching Burn
By Kristin McCarthy of Four Princesses and the Cheese Friends, I am so sick of toys. Toys are EVERYWHERE. They find their way into every single room in this house, they are in my car, they are scattered throughout our yard. They go missing at random and cause epic meltdowns. The […]
Perfect Comebacks for Obnoxious Questions About Having Babies
If you’re reading this and you happen to be an adult person with functioning genitalia and a significant other, you probably get this question a lot So when are you going to have kids? Or, if you happen to already have a child, I bet you hear this one all […]