You could always set up an industrial Hazmat foyer for decontaminating your kids every time they enter the house.
It looks about as you would expect: naked rears and fannies/packages splayed out towards our solar overlord, just begging to soak up that (vitamin) D.
Let’s just say you’re going to want to pass on that glass of water or cup of coffee the next time you’re cruising at 35,000 feet.
Researchers have identified a correlation between being optimistic and having a lower risk of high blood pressure and cardiovascular disease.
We have to make it our mission to be a bright spot in what might be someone’s darkest day.
After reading some of the less-informed comments on someone else’s Facebook post regarding the flu vaccine, she decided to throw her own hat into the ring.
Although we love our children dearly, that love comes with a steep price. It’s too bad it doesn’t also come with an industrial vat of lemon ginger water.
Save all your thoughts and prayers for the menfolk! They will need them to deal with this absolutely deadly case of the sniffles.