[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] As my husband and I begin to consider having a second child, I’m flooded with memories of my first pregnancy; memories that have not been recalled since the birth of our child. You don’t have time to think about that crap, and for the most part, […]
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I Am a Happily Married Bisexual Mother
By Audrey Sanchez of Two Dogs, One Cat and a Baby When I was thirty-nine weeks pregnant, Anna Paquin (yes, the actress) tweeted something that brought me to my knees. Well, not my actual knees. If it had been my actual knees, I wouldn’t have been able to stand up […]
I Hate My Birthday: A Fertility Story
After I had my daughter, my fertility doctor asked me to write my success story. Here it is: I have a beautiful, healthy baby girl. That’s it. There is nothing more to say. Success. Now, do you want to hear the story of my failure? The time is here to […]
Top 10 Events in the Mom-Olympics
The following is a Sammiches and Psych Meds Featured Post. Featured Posts are intended to introduce readers to other writers we think they would love to follow. Please check out the post, visit the links in the writer’s bio, and be sure to click on the link to the writer’s […]
Top 10 Events in the Mom-Olympics
The following is a Sammiches and Psych Meds Featured Post. Featured Posts are intended to introduce readers to other writers we think they would love to follow. Please check out the post, visit the links in the writer’s bio, and be sure to click on the link to the writer’s […]
Stupid Kids’ Toys: Blind Bag or Prize Egg
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] We all know about stupid kids’ toys. They’re those crappy things you get in Happy Meals or, worse, trinkets that well-meaning relatives and receptionists at the dentist’s office hand out, thinking they’re doing us a favor or something. YOU’RE NOT DOING US ANY FAVORS, OK? Inevitably, […]
Sanctimommies: Sell Crazy Someplace Else, We’re All Stocked Up Here
Sanctimommy? Yes. In the same tradition of fleek (who/what in the holy hell is fleek anyway?) to the millennial vernacular, Sanctimommy has crept into the common nomenclature of motherhood. You know her. She’s the hyper-vigilant wench who posts public service announcements to her “mommy friends” on Facebook. Attention Mommy Friends: […]
9 Reasons I Wouldn’t Make a Good Lesbian
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] By J of House of J Chronicles I work for the Post Office. I deliver #allthethings before you get to see them. A couple of weeks ago, I delivered Jennifer Aniston’s side boob. All.day.long. She was on the cover of People. It made me realize that there […]