[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I was sitting at home one night, minding my own business…. Yeah. See what I did there? I’m not even one microsecond into my tale and I am already lying. It’s just that I’m a little embarrassed by the way I spend my evenings. I shall […]
There are just some things about parenting that no existing English words can quite capture, which is why we’ve come up with 16 new words you simply can’t live without. Check them out, and have fun using your new vocab. The kids are gonna think you’re so hip. I started […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] Caitlyn Jenner is a brave soul. She appeared on the cover of Vanity Fair, spilling her very feminine form out of a stunning satin corset. A feminine form that, not long ago, was a masculine form. She opened herself up to haters and bigots to champion […]
Fart. Booty Bomb. Cornhole clap. Anal acoustics (my personal favorite). Does that make you giggle? Just a little bit? How about “Who cut the cheese?” or “Someone’s panties are screaming!” I don’t know why farts are so funny. The whole concept of smelly gas being pushed out of, or maybe […]
It was quiet. My twin 3-year-old girls were playing “Elsa” in their room and my second-grade son was sitting next to me building a new world in Minecraft. I tolerate extended Minecraft sessions because it must be educational in some way, like fostering creativity or visual perceptual skills. At the […]
I am a magnet for unsolicited parenting advice. Maybe it’s because I have 3 children whom I publicly describe as strong-willed and privately describe as my personal army of poorly-trained demons. Regardless, while some people might be qualified to dish it out, these 8 people definitely are NOT. 1. Clerk […]
Sometimes revelation hits you in the strangest places. For me, it happened in The Sanctuary (a.k.a., the bathroom). I had locked the door and was pretending to do my business. Of course, the business I was engaged in didn’t require a toilet. It required an internet connection. Any busy mom […]
All parents and teachers need to stay current on the hip words of the day. Do people even use the term “hip” anymore? Probably not. It’s probably something like “kewl” or “amaze-balls” or “trending.” I’m not suggesting these words make it into your daily vocabulary – that would just make […]