Dear Vagina, Or should I call you something a bit more fun? Vajazzy, perhaps? Or how about Cunny? Beaver, Dick Mitten, Stench Trench, Bikini Bizkit? No? OK, then. We’ll stick with Vagina. I have so many things I’ve been meaning to tell you, Vagina. Things like how much I appreciate […]
If you’re anything like me, you become inexplicably attached to the characters in books and TV shows. I always feel like a part of me has died when I finish a captivating novel or a thrilling series, which is why I usually take to social media as soon as I’m done […]
Got a baby? Need help clothing him or her? No worries! I’m your gal. I present you with how to dress an infant in 3 steps:
Ever have those days where nothing — and I mean nothing — seems to go your way? How about days where you just want to vagina punch every person you encounter? Me too. There are so many things out there that can make us stabby. Here are just a few of them: […]
I’m so excited to kick off my new Ask Lola column because I am just brimming with sarcasm and assholery, and what better way to express it than to offer shitty advice to people with real problems? I received so many awesome problem submissions that it was impossible for […]
[nextpage title=”Page 1″ ] I’ve been having some rather deep thoughts lately. Thoughts like: 1. Why do all lady politicians have the same haircut? Was it in some political science textbook they studied? And all lady politicians shall have this square shaped, mullet-like haircut. See Fig. 1: Do you think […]
Hello, loyal Sammiches and Psych Meds subscribers! This is just a notice about the change in email subscriptions that my blog has undergone. I have migrated to MailChimp newsletter service for blog content updates. Instead of receiving an email every time I post something, subscribers will now receive one weekly […]
Just about every over-hyped New Year’s Eve I can think of goes down like this.