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24 Relatable Tweets About Working on Your Fitness

Exercise is good for our health… or so they tell us. Getting more exercise is one of my personal and perpetual goals, one that I commit to often and complete never.

Like many people, I tell myself that the issue is time. “If only I had more time to exercise,” “I have no time to exercise,” “I’ll exercise later.” Between you and me, the real reason is doing stuff. Exercise seems like an awful lot of doing stuff that’ll take precious time and resources away from laying prone on my couch covered in ripple chip crumbs. YOLO.

It’s a little bit incredible that once upon a time our species roamed around, surviving and exploring. Nowadays a top achievement is turning off Netflix before it pops on to remind you that you’re a few episodes deep. Thanks a lot, Netflix, now I have to roll slightly sideways and whip my licorice at the controller to get it back into arm’s reach.

Exercise is a great way to live a healthier life; however, it certainly doesn’t come easy.

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24 Relatable Tweets About Working on Your Fitness

1. The concept of “exercise” is relative, I guess

2. Fitness sucks because “it’s the thought that counts” doesn’t actually count

3. I prefer research that speaks to me on a soul level

4. It’s called saving money, sweetie, look it up

5. I don’t have time to work out because I’m too busy coming up with solutions


6. Competition can be a powerful motivator

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7. It’s rude to talk when my mouth is full

8. Life is a marathon, not a sprint

9. I did it for the ‘Gram

10. The thing about exercise is that it’s important to have a routine

11. Yoga is all about flexibility, amirite?

12. YEET?

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13. There are different kinds of strength, ok? They ALL matter

14. Follow-through is THE key to developing habits

15. Comfort is important when starting a new routine

16. Get a supportive workout partner

17. NO EXCUSES… except really really valid ones

18. It’s all about balance

19. Literally anything can be exercise if you’re out of shape enough

20. We call this “multitasking arm day”

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22. Moderation, baby

23. Honesty is the best policy

24. Fitness is a process

I guess we’ll just have to keep on keeping on when it comes to fitness. And by that I mean “continue doing nothing at all.”